They said that MySpace was no longer cool
I listened to the Facebook noise
I made a profile, felt like a fool
Realizing it was harder to hit on little boys.

But now they call for FB's demise
The death of quizzes, apps, and tagging
I updated my status to express surprise
And once again I find myself lagging.

Twitter they say, that's what you need,
Words and full sentences you may butcher
140 characters are enough indeed
and it lets you follow Ashton Kutcher!

No fans, no groups, and only one pic,
How could this really be better?
The tweeting madness makes me sick,
It's like trading greiere for squeezable cheddar

Ok, enough, I'll give it a try
Look, I'm "going to the store"
Wait, Diane has more followers than I?
I swear I'll kill that stupid whore!

I'll tweetdeck, tweetpic, tweetle deedle dum
I'll do tons of status snooping
You think you have followers, now I've got some
And I update even when I'm pooping!

No one can stop my epic quest
To rise above the internet littering
I'll get so meta, I'll be the best,
I'll tweet that I am twittering!

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