When this message is sprawled across your screen, preventing you from sharing your every move with your friends, family, and distant individuals who you've never spoken to before in real life, you begin to question your existence both on and offline. Predominantly online.

When Twitter goes down due to over capacity, one can't help but imagine that there must be some humans behind the system doing us all a little favor. Saying, 'hey, you, twitter user, take a breather. Go eat a snack. No, don't tell us about, just eat the snack, and come back later.'

Thanks for the advice Twitter gods.

Now if only we could find out how the hell you get paid...

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