“He appeared to be very concerned about when the toothbrush would be delivered.” A security guard who overheard a phone conversation in which Cameron Douglas, son of actor Michael Douglas, asked for a toothbrush that was later found to be loaded with heroin.
An Okay time to use this Quote: The time you fondly recall your grandparents’ heroic survival during the Great Depression simply by selling one toothbrush, the most anyone sold during that period.
A Terrible time to use this Quote: When describing a child’s final moments to his grieving parents hours after a tragic visit to the dentist chair.
The Winning time to use this Quote: After your friend drunkenly makes out with Miley Cyrus and realizes the next morning he forgot his toothbrush. Yuck, pedophilia in my gums!
"I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it's my daughter." -Ryan O'Neil telling Vanity Fair how he accidentally hit on his daughter Tatum at Farrah Fawcett's funeral.
A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are a contestant on FOX's latest daytime talk/game show entitled "Guess that Random Activity and Missing Family Member" in which you play an epic game of charades with surprise long-lost kin.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you're talking about HITTING ON YOUR DAUGHTER AT A FUNERAL.
The winning time to use this quote: When you are Billy Ray Cyrus and you are asked the age-old question, "Excuse me, sir, why did you just air-hump that statue of Casablanca star Ingrid Bergman...and who is that little slut squeezing your ass cheeks while you did it?"
"He seemed to be having a really good time and was excited to make his jump"
--An employee of Whistler Bungee recounting Zac Efron right before he leapt off a bridge over a raging river, Efron's first bungee jump
An Okay Time To Use This Quote: In the part of the story before when you have to explain taking your friend to the emergency room when he decided to drunkenly leap off his loft bed
A Terrible Time To Use This Quote: What you say, crying, when recalling that time you watched the deleted scenes of "Planet Earth" and all those baby birds who weren't so lucky in taking their first flight out of the nest
The Winning Time To Use This Quote: What you fondly say when recounting that time when the entire cast of "High School Musical" leapt off a bridge over a raging river...without a bungee cord
"Can I fit into the extra-large? Because I really like these!" --Semi-formulaically edgy pop "rocker" Avril Lavigne on how much she loves the products in her new children's clothing line
A Pretty Good Time To Use This Quote: What Mariah Carey has to ask herself as she inexplicably tries to fit into elastic-y-er and polystererer clothes.
A Terrible Time To Use This Quote: When you're fall-on-your-face drunk and asking your friend if you can hang out for the day in his blow-up pool. The Winning Time To Use This Quote: To yourself on Thanksgiving morning, knowing full well that you're going to need a sizable amount of extra room in your dress pants after the meal, yet also knowing that you don't want to have to break out the embarrassingly larger elastic waist pants.
--obvious Nobel Prize winner/walking chest Kendra Wilkinson on her new television show Kendra
A Pretty Good Time to Use This Quote: To yourself as rationalization when you're on your second bag of microwave popcorn and third glass of wine while watching a Dr. 90210 marathon. At ten in the morning.
A Terrible Time to Use This Quote: When you have to explain to your parents why they had to pick you up from the local jail after a night of clubbing on the popular party drug turned into an after-hours naked pool party at the local YMCA.
The Winning Time to Use This Quote: When you're a prospective cast member for the next Real Housewives show in trying to convince your family why you need to ruin all your lives with invasive television cameras like Jon and Kate
“I got the sucka. What do you think Gibbs? … It’s right there. Do you wanna film that? There it is.” - President Obama (no, I’m not kidding) on the fly he liquidated in the middle of a CNBC Interview A Pretty Good Time to Use this Quote When you are a crotchety old man hanging out with your Senior Citizen Thug Brigade and you just stole the lollipop right out of that 6 year-old punk’s mouth.
A Terrible Time to Use this Quote When you are Rosie O’Donnell trying to one up Rihanna and Cassie by self leaking what could only be described as a tantalizing video documentary of her body… sorry did I say “tantalizing?” What I meant was eye bleach worthy. Gibbs is her fortunately blind man-slave turned cameraman.
The Winning Time to Use this Quote When you are the motha fuckin President of These United States of America, and you just annihilated a pesky fly as a metaphor in order to convey exactly what you, personally, would do once you got your hands on that pesky Osama Bin Laden. Don’t ask for a demonstration of his back-hand, Dick Cheney’s still in a wheelchair.
- Camille Hughes, 16-year-old cast member of the new Bravo reality series, NYC Prep, that follows the lives of rich, bratty teens in the big city, telling the Post indirectly that she is a dumb bitch.
A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are the most badass monk at the monastery, insisting that the meth lab you've been running is totes legit.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are Donald Trump caught in the middle of a post-economic-collapse riot and you are the only one without a bat, torch, or any other vigilante-friendly weapon.
The winning time to use this quote: When you are a contestant on The Price is Right and you are in tears after over-betting on the showcase, and Bob Barker is giving you major shit about it.
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“Two days ago I did the courtroom scene and it was definitely a better feeling than actually being the defendant!"
- Diddy discussing his role on CSI Miami, which he received as a result of calling CBS, asking for a role, and getting it 25 hours later. Here he wittily compares his acting job to his legal woes of the past. A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are Winona Rider talking about the kinky courtroom role plays that you made Conor Oberst participate in while he attempted to write bitter sweet evocative songs about you.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are Michael Jackson and you have been fooled into believing that your latest trip into the courtroom was actually just a scene in your favorite daytime television show, Blues Clues. That Steve is one silly bastard.
The winning time to use this quote: When you are Daniel Day-Lewis discussing your role in an upcoming film as a serial killer from the 1920's, and you now realize that you might have taken things a bit too far by pursuing your method-acting techniques to the point of rounding up all your neighbors, dressing them in burlesque dancer costumes, having them stage a faux Vaudevillian performance in your basement, and then systematically slicing off all their limbs, blending them, and sending the mixture in the mail to Joan Rivers to remind her of the good old days of the roaring 20's.
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“To be honest, whenever we have any bad news, I always quit for about 10 minutes."
- Chris Martin of Coldplay explaining how, on this tour alone, the band has split up at least 6 or 7 times, yet they always get back together by the time the show is over.
A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are George W. Bush describing your economic policy.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are Ron Burgundy?
The winning time to use this quote: When you are the living, speaking version of Rosie O'Donnell's metabolism... and fried chicken dipped in chocolate is always bad news.
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“Look, I think all women on some level just want to rage against the machine"
- Jennifer Aniston in an interview with GQ, after posing naked for the cover, discussing the lack of empowering roles for women in film. A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are Avril Lavigne and you are damn sure that your Rage Against The Machine cover band is going to be the best thing to unite women in American since Sarah Palin.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are Madonna and your feminist commentary is totally wrong - everyone just thinks you have a shitty toaster.
The winning time to use this quote: When you are that arrogant son-of-a-bitch, Robocop, praising the technical prowess of the robopenis.
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“The great joy and fear about working in front of a camera is that it picks up everything"
- Michael Sheen talking about the challenges of moving his role of "David Frost" from stage to screen in Ron Howard's adaptation of "Frost/Nixon"
A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are Billy Mays and you are really effin excited about how accurately cameras can capture the way Oxiclean picks up every damn thing that any asshole ever spilled on your blouse.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are Winona Ryder talking extremely ironically... Remember! Security cameras, get it?! Come on, she stole shit in like 2001. God, PopSense is so timely.
The winning time to use this quote: When you are Liza Minnelli and, after you release your exclusive lingerie photo shoot, you place blame on the cameras in response to fans who now claim to have proof that you really do have a penis.
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- The title of Lily Allen's upcoming album, and thus something she must have said at some point in her life. A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are hanging out with Rosie O'Donnell and she asks if you 'smell anything funny'
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are Daniel Radcliffe trying to explain to Keanu Reeves that just because you are 'the one' as Harry Potter it does not logically follow that you are also the lead actor in the Matrix.
The winning time to use this quote: When you are Kathy Griffin talking to Michael Jackson on the phone, responding to his claim that the other day when he went to look at himself in the mirror, it was covered up by a full-sized poster of you with your hair dyed black.
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“She was literally the most fabulous woman that I've ever worked with"
- Alec Baldwin commenting on recently working alongside Salma Hayek on 30 Rock. A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are John McCain and you are making PopSense's job really easy by having worked with Sarah Palin... and having always loved sarcasm?
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are Sean Connery excitedly describing your remarkably fruitful meeting with Miss Cleo, the tarot card reading goddess of the night.
The winning time to use this quote: When you are Tom Hanks talking about your incredibly odd experience working with Rosie O'Donnell who started as a woman, then became a man, and then decided to become a fabulously gay all within the span of filming A League of Their Own. Fortunately the changes required no physical alterations for Rosie.
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“It was like being naked - I would love to be naked in front of you."
--Jean-Claude Van Damme, seducing a Newsweek reporter during an interview for his new film, JCVD.
A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are Jean-Claude Van Damme gone pacifist, translating your brutal upper cut into words for the ultimate way to hit on women, and for the first time, you succeed in not actually hitting the woman.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are Lindsay Lohan, vividly describing a dream to then aquantence Samantha Ronson, unaware that the experience was really just 90% Samantha, 10% roofies.
The winning time to use this quote: When, after accepting your fate as a living organism who is forever trapped between the threshold of Man and Nature (and after giving up on that "becoming a real boy" bullshit), you, Pinnochio, profess your love to a small pine tree.
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“I think she just gets that this is all nuts"
- American Idol winner David Cook talking about the unwavering understanding of his girlfriend Kimberly Caldwell in tough times. A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are the Dairy King, abdicating your throne when you realize that you cannot fool your wife into thinking that the latest special at your chain of ice cream parlors is actually made entirely of frozen almonds and no soft-serve ice cream. Women; can't live with'em, can't scam really stupid people without'em.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are Alex Trebek explaining your realization following the shock of seeing your own daughter sit through an episode of Jeopardy without breaking out spontaneously into tears. Oh the calm wisdom of children in the face of absolute madness and chaos.
The winning time to use this quote: When you are Thomas Jefferson talking to the guys at the pub as they revel at the fact that you manage somehow to keep your wife Martha from ever showing up during Boozeday Tuesdays, the weekend golf trips, AND the revolutionary orgies.
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“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation"
- Kanye West outright calling himself the man as a result of other potential artists who could have taken over (i.e. Justin Timberlake) dropping the ball on putting out new music while Kanye keeps producing albums. A pretty good time to use this quote: When, in the very near future, you'll seem especially absurd if you claim that the President of the United States doesn't care about black people.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are Tom Cruise mistaking yourself, yet again, for either John Lennon, Marlon Brando, or Jesus.
The winning time to use this quote: When you are Justin Long, the guy who plays the Mac in the Mac vs. PC commercials, and you think you're so damn witty and that your video-editing software is just so user-friendly that it defines entire decades of human existence. We at PopSense may or may not agree with your claims.
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“This mixtape isn't for the money or the fame, it's for the people. It's for the game."
- Lil' Wayne's Producer DJ Drama commenting on Weezy's motives for his latest mixtape. A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are Barack Obama responding to criticism for being 'out of touch' with your roots, and thus you create an uncanny mixtape in which half the songs are by Snoop Dogg and Chamillionaire, and the other half are by Simon and Garfunkel.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are the local physician and part-time coach of the hospital's intramural softball team, and you have decided to make a really snazzy mixtape to get the boys pumped up for the win, however, after a devastating defeat, it becomes evident that you weren't just doing it for the game as you begin recording platinum albums and calling yourself Dr. Dre. No one called you 'Dre' damnit, it was always Dr. Young, you insisted on Dr. Young!
The winning time to use this quote: When you and your friends have created the ultimate power-hour mixtape that seamlessly transitions from clips of Arnold and Gerald dressing up as fruits, Doug singing "Patty You're The Mayonnaise For Me", Clarissa explaining it all, and every victory by the Blue Barracudas on Legends of the Hidden Temple. Hell, what are you kidding, of course you did it for the fame; you're hotter than a chunk of Aggro Crag before Mike O'Malley started balding and awkwardly wore a baseball cap throughout the entire series of "King of Queens". Screw you guys, I'm gonna go watch TV.
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“I felt it was my job to put on a beautiful dress and to be seen and not heard."
- Nicole Kidman, now a mother and the wife of Keith Urban, talks about her 10-year marriage to the infamous Tom Cruise. A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are a vast majority of the American people wishing dearly that Hilary Clinton actually said this.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are Carson Daly, coming to terms with the fact that, unless you do something drastic, you will actually have to tell your grandchildren that the best times of your life consisted of playing "Nelly" and "Backstreet Boys" music videos on TRL while dating Christina Aguilera.
The winning time to use this quote: When you are Marilyn Manson, and your usual confusion over gender roles has now been made even more difficult with the introduction of your baffling situation pertaining to your actual role in the latest film following a hot trend in adult entertainment-- silent porn.
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“If you don't vote, it won't happen. Don't blow it."
- Howard Dean giving some last words of advice to Obama supporters before election day.
A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are P.Diddy (puff daddy? puffy? a washed up rapper?) informing the general public that you could single handedly decrease death rates in the world by at least 50 percent if people took your Vote or Die slogan literally. All you have to do is talk to your fellow rappers and friends on professional sports teams, and ask them to take the year off and stop pretending to be 'gangsta' when they have millions of dollars to spend on teeth jewelry.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are Howard Dean, secretly still really pissed that the media and your party turned on you just because you got a little over excited about traveling around the country and collecting votes along the way. YEAAAHHHH! You ride that wave of democratic motivational speaking, cowboy.
The winning time to use this quote: When you are Toucan Sam at the annual United Cereal Brands board meeting, sternly reminding the Trix Rabbit to stop snorting coke and chasing small children when he should be voting, or ellse, for the tenth year in a row, that dirty Lucky Charms Leprechaun will continue his reign thanks to Tony the Tiger's old money support and his inexplicable love of all things relating to rainbows. That's right you little green bastard, your days of marshmallow-hoarding, potato-eating, beer-drinking, and fire-crotching are numbered.
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“It's got to be right. There's no point in just finding another Robert"
- Bassist John Paul Jones of Led Zeppelin talking about the band reuniting without singer Robert Plant A pretty good time to use this quote: When you are George W. Bush pissed about the fact that Robert Downey Jr. has outright refused your lucrative offer to be the poster boy of national security as Iron Man.
A terrible time to use this quote: When you are the casting director for a new Civil War movie set in modern times, and you are trying to explain to Producer Ashton Kutcher that just because Robert E. Lee had the first name Robert doesn't mean that you can film half the movie with Robert DeNiro and the other half with Robert Redford because they both "look really sweet in astronaut costumes"
The winning time to use this quote: When you are the PopSense staff, wishing that Robert Plant's first name was actually Vladimir, which would lend itself to an overwhelming amount of "that's what she said" jokes.
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An Okay time to use this Quote: The time you fondly recall your grandparents’ heroic survival during the Great Depression simply by selling one toothbrush, the most anyone sold during that period.
