Jamie Foxx and Robert Downey Jr. star in 'The Soloist,' the heart-wrenching tale of the homeless Julliard musician.

Last Week's Winners

Rob : so my wife left me, took the kids, took the lawyer, took the house...
Jamie : do i have coke on my face?
-Debonair59

I told you this hat looked better on me.
-Anonymous

Jamie Foxx: "Come on man, it's only fair. I gave you pointers on acting as a black man when you painted yourself, now it's my turn
-Tess

Thanks to all of you who left comments, you were absolutely hilarious, it's always a pleasant challenge to choose the winners!

Today's Caption Challenge


Actual Caption: Tom Hanks stars in box office-topping film, Angels and Demons.

Russell Crowe and Ben Affleck star alongside Rachel McAdams, Robin Wright Penn, Jason Bateman, and Jeff Daniels in 'State of Play' due out April 17, 2009.

Last Week's Winners

Ben: You were incredible in 'A Beautiful Mind.'
Russell: You were incredible in 'I'm Fucking Ben Affleck'
-John

I love you, man.
-Ben

My god, where did you get that suit?!
-Lisa


Thanks to all of you who left comments, you were absolutely hilarious, it's always a pleasant challenge to choose the winners!

Today's Caption Challenge


Actual Caption: Jamie Foxx and Robert Downey Jr. star in 'The Soloist,' the heart-wrenching tale of the homeless Julliard musician, due out April 24.

Larry David in Woody Allen's "Whatever Works," due out June 19.

Last Week's Winners

Old man: "It's been 10 minutes. Make your move!"
Little girl: "My telekinesis WILL work!
-Anonymous

Larry David portrays Woody Allen in his autobiographical film, "From Daughter to Wife" about his marriage to his adopted daughter, Soon-Yi Previn.
(No, seriously, he actually did that).
-Broseph

Checkmate, now you have to sleep with me!
-Anonymous


Thanks to all of you who left comments, you were absolutely hilarious, it's always a pleasant challenge to choose the winners!

Today's Caption Challenge


Actual Caption: Russell Crowe and Ben Affleck star alongside Rachel McAdams, Robin Wright Penn, Jason Bateman, and Jeff Daniels in 'State of Play' due out April 17, 2009.

Last Week's Winners

I wish you were that big, Christian
-Skitzy

Two seconds after this picture was taken-- "Who the FUCK made that flash?! Who the hell is running lights around here, I'm going to kick some ass!!"
-Jon

I swear I was good in American Psycho!
-Len


Thanks to all of you who left comments, you were absolutely hilarious, it's always a pleasant challenge to choose the winners!




Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: Larry David on the set of Woody Allen's "Whatever Works," due out June 19.

Last Week's Winners

No, Nicholas, you shining the light on this picture of my dead grandmother does not make me feel any better about it.
-Dan

"Nick, that's not a Wii nunchuk, and this isn't a flatscreen TV."
-Broseidon

How to Caption Every Picture of Nicolas Cage in a Movie:
Nicolas Cage realizes that there's something wrong with (the past, the future, his family, his face, Alcatraz) and he's the only one who can get to the bottom of things.
But luckily for him, he has (math, psychic visions, a PhD in history, John Travolta's face, a bear suit), so he'll be able to save the day in the nick of time.
-Deft Glamor

Thanks to all of you who left comments, you were absolutely hilarious, it's always a pleasant challenge to choose the winners!


Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: Christian Bale and Bryce Dallas Howard as John and Kate Connor in Terminator Salvation, due out May 21st.

Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

A quick explanation from your loving editor in hopes of justifying this title before we reveal the winning captions and present next week's picture:

The Internet is a scary and beautiful place. This gets confirmed every time I take a look at our website traffic coming from search engines and see some of our top hit sources. In the last month we have been blessed with two extremely successful search-engine-friendly articles. First was the debut of Johanna Samuels' music video of her hit song I Want To Write You A Love Song. Why so successful you ask? Well, our other loving editor, Stelios, decided to title the article, quite obviously, "Girl Poops Heart Out". For the next week popsense received a beautiful influx of kinky creepers coming from delicious searches like, "Video of girl pooping" or "girl poops" or, most conveniently, "girl poops heart out". Our second treat came when last week we entitled our Caption Time article, "Dr. Manhattan Naked" which raked in all you horny movie goers who saw that blue streak of glory in Watchmen. The searches for this were fairly obvious now that you get the idea, but my personal favorite had to be, "Professor Manhattan does nude Dance Sequence"-- I just really hope that guy is reading popsense right now. So, without further adieu, I give you the best captions from this action packed shot of Hugh Jackman as Wolverine in his upcoming movie in which he will be, unfortunately, clothed.


Last Week's Winners

Hugh Jackman's reaction when he found out that he got the same lighting guy as Christian Bale.
-Anonymous

After a messy night of passion 9 months earlier, Wolverine gives birth to the greatest actor alive; part Hugh, part Stewart, part McKellen, all man.
-Lisa

Giant Man... you best get your forks out of my hands!!!!!!!!!
-Courtney Comstock


Hugh Jackman reacts to the news that Ryan Reynolds will be cast as a superhero alongside him.
-Old Spice

In the church of Marvel, Wolverine finds Jesus, not to be confused with all the other mutants who can walk on water and heal stuff.
-Debonair59

Thanks to all of you who left comments, you were absolutely hilarious, it's always a pleasant challenge to choose the winners!


Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: Andy Samberg and JK Simmons join an all-star cast including Paul Rudd and Rashida Jones in the upcoming comedy "I Love You, Man"

Last Week's Winners

So I guess Tom Cruise and the Scientologists weren't crazy after all.
-Freddie Anderson

Dr. Manhattan debuts in his newest role as Mr. T...bag
-Broseph

Report : Catholics are terrified that the blue guy from Hindu religion has come down to earth
In other news, Rihanna is getting back together with Chris Brown, O-M-Blue hindu guy
-Debonair59

ARGHHHHHH
TORT REFORMMMM!!!!
-Stelios Phili

And all the children were scarred for life when captain planet turned out to be a sex-offender... I HAVE THE POWWERRRRRRR!!!!!
-Zak

The comments were so hilarious this week that I had to choose 5, keep it up and I'll do it again next week!


Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: A screen shot of Hugh Jackman focusing his energy to conquer the bad guys in X-men Origins: Wolverine

Last Week's Winners

Yayy!! Hot women serving us food! Being poor is awesome!
-Melissa

anne hathaway: the public face of netflix's expansion into the slave trade.
-Tamela

Wow, finally a celebrity we can look up to, a real role model who is like us in so many ways!
-Rachel

Thanks to all who entered, every one of your comments were gold!

Today's Caption Challenge

Last Week's Winners

And they call blondes stupid?! I told you if I shove my hand far up enough this dog's ass I could make it talk! Look it's a puppet!
-Anonymous

I just jizzed in my pants!
-Anonymous

Pissed that Tony Romo wouldn't record a new version of "Baby It's Cold Outside" with her, Jessica Simpson insisted on posing with the other man in her life.
-Diane

Thanks to all who entered, every one of your comments were gold!



Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: Anne Hathaway made an appearance at Harlem's Kids Cafe for the Netflix Holiday Gift Program benefiting Feed America Monday in NYC.

Last Week's Winners

Will Smith doing his damnedest to compete with Barack Obama for the title of 'the new Tiger Woods'
-Rosak

That's not a pepsi! That's a pepsi twist! And I'm not Will Smith! I'm white!
-Anonymous

Breaking News:
Hancock hits super-puberty, Drops three balls.
-Shorbin Purler

Thanks to all who entered, every one of your comments were gold!



Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: Jessica Simpson brings her maltipoo Daisy along for the launch of her new fragrance, Fancy, Saturday at Macy's department store in Chicago.

PopSense Caption: You're such a cute little puppy I could eat you! First all the chickens of the sea, then you!

Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!

We apologize, we originally included Animal Collective's new song from their highly anticipated upcoming album, but were asked to remove the track.

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Last Week's Winners

Shit, where's my cell phone, I was supposed to call Angelina once I got here so she could help me pick out a good one.
-Christine

Stupid Matt Damon got to go to Paris to promote the movie...
-Arian

Damn it, my agent is an idiot! These people aren't internally displaced! They're still in their own country! So much for getting the sympathy shot I was looking for.
-Forrest Swan

NOTE: Every week your captions get better, thus making it very difficult for me to choose, but I'd like to extend my gratitude to all who contribute, you're hilarious! (Honorable mention: Gragnid, Guillermo, Gina, and all you mysterious Anonymous people)

Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: Will Smith enjoying Thanksgiving with a few holes in Hawaii.

PopSense Caption: Will Smith angrily hitting golf balls at the old white people who keep calling him Tiger Woods.

Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!

Good work on that caption, now have a little music and view everyone else's captions -
Coldplay - Prospekt's March/Poppyfields.mp3
Buffetlibre Dj's - Hit!.mp3
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Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR
Last Week's Winners

Hey you, yeah you, do you see this guy behind me? If you don't take this camera out of here I will stab him to death with my umbrella.
-Ryan

I have sex with Jennifer Anniston! Wait... no one's impressed by that anymore? Damn.
-Danny

Camera guy in the back: John never turns and points at me...sigh
-Diane

Honorable Mention
hey you, just type anything, they always pick the lamest captions anyway. woo!
-phil
Thanks Phil, PopSense appreciates your regular readership!


Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: Ben Affleck in the Congo, raising awareness for the wartorn area.

PopSense Caption: Ben Affleck searching to the ends of the Earth, still desperately hoping to find his dignity after Gigli.

Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!
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Last Week's Winners

In a bold attempt to escape the set of The Ghost Whisperer, a lone photographer is confronted by Cerberus, the three-headed dog.
-Vivada

"Well, they say I'll get some street cred if I walk around with mah dawgs, but I'm awfully afraid of black people, so I'll walk around with my dogs."
-Arian

Which one should I eat first? Chocolate or Vanilla?
-Sam


Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: John Mayer pointing at someone/something while covering up from the rain in NYC.

PopSense Caption: Listen punk, if I told you once, I told you 27 times, now say what you need to say or get the hell outta my sight.

Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!
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Last Week's Winners
Since scientology won't let me be gay, I'll just have my girlfriend cut her hair really short.
-Diane

The power of tom cruise compels you!
-Michael

And on the 8th day, the gods of Scientology said, "Let there be scarves"
-Jen







Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: Jennifer Love Hewitt posing with two adorable puppies on the set of The Ghost Whisperer.

PopSense Caption: Jennifer Love Hewitt was all smiles last Thursday upon hearing the news that the Director picked her over the other two bitches up for the role.

Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!

Also, just in case you missed it earlier, new Britney:
Britney Spears - Kill The Lights.mp3
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Last Week's Winners

Thanks Hilary Duff! Now I have a place to put all the expensive things I don't own!
-Ryan

Unknown to the soon to be resident of the Pediatric Psychiatric Ward: inside the seemingly delightful backpack was the severed head of Lizzie McGuire's arch rival, Hannah Montana.
-Sam

You've got a cute smile, kid. Don't let it get to your head, they told me I had a cute smile once, but look at me now... come on LOOK AT ME!
-Diane


Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes (with a snazzy new haircut) chilling out in NYC.

PopSense Caption: Shhh Katie, I think it's working, with your new haircut they don't know if you're me or if I'm you, so I can now officially be the shape-shifting Jesus of Scientology.

Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!
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Last Week's Winners

Take that Obama-- the Pope's here now, you're not allowed to do any of your A-rab witch doctory around here!
-Leah

See John, I brought this priest here to prove that I am in fact the second coming of Christ.
-Diane

What the hell happened God? Why are these guys gonna be in charge? What happened to the good old days with indulgences and shit?! I totally got into the wrong business.
-Lisa

Honorable mention to "Josh" who informed us:
"ps- i'd like to note that my word verification was "pubio."
just thought it was remotely humorous."


Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: Hilary Duff giving out some goodies for charity at P.S. 15 in New York.

PopSense Caption: No...NO! I am NOT "just bein' Miley," stop saying that you little shit or I will beat you over the head with this backpack. Do I look like I'm kidding?

Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!
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Last Week's Winners

Mariah Carey turns away from the camera to hide the fact that she's pregnant with what will be both the most and least talented child ever.
-Greg

Who loves orange soda?? ...Oh no, wait...
-Michael

Mariah Carey reminding the world of all her worst decisions simultaneously by walking around with Nick Cannon and pointing out the "Glitter" on her back. That movie made "Crossroads" look like The Godfather.
-Lisa


Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: McCain and Obama were all smiles after sharing some hilarious self-deprecating jokes at the 63rd annual Alfred E. Smith Memorial Foundation Dinner, a charity event organized by the Catholic Archdiocese of New York for the benefit of needy children.

PopSense Caption: McCain and Obama shake it out after a classic battle of, 'who can look like a bigger dickface by wearing a white bow tie.' The Pope pretends to smile but is clearly pissed that he didn't get the memo.

Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!
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Last Week's Winners

"But Brad!!"
"I said no, Angelina, you can't keep this one, 15 is enough"
-Casey

Angelina turns her head in disgust when she realizes that Brad is wearing white after labor day.
-Melissa

"Why did we take Pax out to this again?"
"I told all of the children they'd get equal press coverage this week, and Pax was behind by 4 photos."
-Ash


Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: Husband and wife Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey at the Andre Agassi Charitable Foundation's 13th Grand Slam for Children benefit.

PopSense Caption: Mariah Carey smirks at the camera with pride for having outdone all critics who claimed that she couldn't go any more insane than her actual mental breakdowns... take that assholes, I'll just marry Nick Cannon, what you know about that?

Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!
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Jeffrey Luppino-Esposito EDITOR

Last Week's Winners

Look Ma! I forfeited my gold, but now I can get into parties!
-Ash

This is better than marrying Beyonce! Oh wait, no it isn't.
-Tim

Forget platinum, I'm goin for gold, bitches!
-Randy


Today's Caption Challenge


Actual Caption: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie with their 4 year old daughter, Pax, helping to create an environmentally-friendly housing project in New Orleans.

PopSense Caption: Brad, helpless, throws a concerned look of disapproval towards the on-rushing crowd of homeless children that Angelina is trying to adopt.

Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!
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Last Week's Winners

"I know Kung-Fu", said Marc Anthony and J-Lo as they stepped into the Matrix.
-CurtainGuy

Jennifer Lopez showing off just how un-shallow she really is.
-Melanie

But I don't want to be a pirate!
-Steven



Today's Caption Challenge

Actual Caption: Jay-Z tries on a little gold – courtesy of U.S. Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte – at the U.N.A. Global Leadership Awards Gala Wednesday in New York. The music mogul was recognized for his work to bring clean water to young people in Africa.

PopSense Caption: He's got 99 problems but stealing gold medals ain't one.

Now it's your turn! Leave a comment at the bottom with your best caption, and we'll choose the top 3 later in the week!
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